I just started laughing as I heard the announcement that plays when the bus is stopped and the front door is open, while thinking about what it should be saying instead.
|What the announcer's voice was actually saying:|
"In order to expedite service, please have your fare ready when boarding the bus."
|But what I imagined the voice should be saying in this instance was:|
"In order to expedite service, please actually be at the stop when the bus arrives."