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~Sunday~  Here are two things I wanted to capture last night, but forgot to—both having to do with songs I heard on Foxy 107/104 on the way downtown to Courtney's gig at Hibernian:

  1. The first was this song with the most inane lyrics by a guy with a deep—trying to be sexy—voice à la Barry White, that said, "I only eat things, if it start with a P. Like peaches, and pairs, and pineapples." He went on and on with all kind of "P" foods, but the innuendo was inescapable and at the end he got to exactly where you knew he was heading the whole time: "And, yes, I'll eat a snack in the bedroom Patricia, as long as the snack you got for me start with a P."

    I found it interesting that he always used AAVE, "It start with a P," while when the back-up singers were echoing him in the background, they used standard English, "It starts with a P."

    I did a Google search with just about every combination of the lyrics I could remember, but I couldn't find this song.

  2. The song that came on after that one took me way back. I used to own the 45 of this song:

I slept in this morning, oh glorious sleep, and pretty much just had a lazy day. Yay!

At about 5:15, I made myself go to the gym, where I did 40 minutes of cardio on the elliptical machine, for a 770-calorie burn. I listened to a podcast of Car Talk during the workout, so once again that means I was laughing out loud in several instances. Deal with it, people.

I stopped at the grocery store next door, where I bought a pint of Half & Half, and some shredded sharp cheddar cheese, with which I made some most delicious mashed potatoes from half of the five-pound bag of red potatoes I bought earlier in the week. Good stuff!

I also did a load of laundry—mixed colors and whites— this evening.

My dear friend, Anna, is in Vienna this week for the 18th Annual International AIDS Conference (AIDS 2010), where among other things there is always an impressive display of contraceptive materials, and evidently, games associated with contraception. Here's one she described, complete with a photo:

Wondrous Vulva Puppet

Her description: "They don't sell these; you have to win them by either pinning a clitoris on a vulva (a team task involving one person blindfolded and another giving them oral directions to help them find the clitoris, of course) or quickly listing 5 words in your native language for vulva."

I ventured down to Flex for some Scareyoke, where there were a boatload of Brians among the crowd. Well, a boatload is slight hyperbole; a trifecta at least: Brian/Noah (interesting story on the Noah part revealed), brianrdu, and "Home Depot" Brian, who Joe and I met last week while talking with Randy.

Tula Box also made an appearance and noted that she's got a gig coming up on Thursday, September 2nd, in some new place opening up—or perhaps it already has, I'm not sure.


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Jul. 19th, 2010 01:56 pm (UTC)
The bar his show is going to be at is Neptune's, which is part of the reincarnation of King's Barcade, on Martin St. We should plan to go see that. Is "Home Depot" Brian the same Brian who kept stating his penis was average? Nice seeing you last night!
Jul. 19th, 2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
Woops, forgot to log in, that's my comment up there. :)
Jul. 19th, 2010 02:09 pm (UTC)

HA! I never heard him say that, so if he did say it over and over it must have been meant especially for you. :-) Good to know, though. ;-) He was the one with the soul patch.

Thanks for the venue clarification and for reading and commenting. Good to see you out, too!

Edited at 2010-07-19 02:10 pm (UTC)
Jul. 19th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Wondrous Vulva Puppet
But you can purchase them from houseochicks.com!
Jul. 19th, 2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Wondrous Vulva Puppet

I am afraid to go to that URL at work. :-) Thanks for reading and posting whomever you are. :-)
Jul. 19th, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
Starts with A P.
Lee "Shot" Williams

Everything I LIke To Eat Starts With A "P"

CD: Starts With A P.
Label: Ecko


Jul. 19th, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Starts with A P.

Good find, Brender! Thanks! Even with that, however, I still can't find the lyrics. Can you?
Jul. 19th, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
Vulva Games update tomorrow at 10:30
Still trying to scare up a partner for the pin the clitoris game, but I've finally come up with a 5th word for vulva in English. If they rule out obscenities, I'm done for. Are there /any/ polite words for vulva other than vulva? I mean really.

Loving you from Vienna!
Jul. 21st, 2010 05:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Vulva Games update tomorrow at 10:30
how about Penelope? what booth is the puppet at?
Jul. 21st, 2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
Vulva Puppet in Vienna?
Wow, I didn't know my puppet attended the AIDS 2010 conference. Who, what and where? please drop me a note! dorrie at houseochicks.com
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