You ain't woman enough to run this land. It's a Hillary Condoleezza Ho-Down!
My favorite line from this clip is when Hillary says, "George tell Jeb the next bush in the White House will be mine!"
My favorite visual is when Hillary's face flips to a smile after the last time she says, "And you ain't woman enough to run this land."
Both of those things make me LOL!
Disclaimer: A woman sent these to me.
DAMNITOL: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN: Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO: Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR : Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Yesterday, while at E-Ching's and David's, I borrowed these CDs, and today I uploaded them to my laptop, and then downloaded them to my iPod:
|Sarah McLachlan||Fumbling Towards Ecstasy|
|Sheryl Crow||Tuesday Night Music Club|
|Windham Hill||Voices: A Contemporary Choral Collection|
|Tracy Chapman||Tracy Chapman|
|Les Miserables||The Original London Cast Soundtrack|
|The Enjoyment of Music||Vol. I CD 1|
|The Enjoyment of Music||Vol. I CD 2|
|The Enjoyment of Music||Vol. I CD 3|
|The Enjoyment of Music||Vol. II CD 1|
|The Enjoyment of Music||Vol. II CD 2|
|The Simply Classical Collection||Opera's Legendary Performances|
|The Simply Classical Collection||Volume I Spirited|
|The Simply Classical Collection||Volume II Relaxing|
|The Simply Classical Collection||Volume III Festive|
|The Simply Classical Collection||Volume IV Romance|
I wrote my response to the "midterm ten-point extra credit question" for [my ENG 525: Variety in Language class]1 today. I have no idea or one iota of confidence that I even answered the question. Par for this course.
1Updated text with regards to Casey's comment.
From my class notes tonight: A guest speaker started the class tonight seeking participants in a study on dialects. He was hot. He's from Northern Ireland and his name is Warren Maguire.
During our break tonight, I asked Jenn about the categories that everyone seemed to be talking about when describing their interview analysis paper last week — where they came from.
"Didn't you get the e-mail he sent us with that information in it? It told us all about what to include in the analysis, and how to look for the things in those categories," she said.
Damnit. I'm going to go back and look at that, and I may rewrite that paper and just turn it in to see if I can get any extra credit on it. In retrospect, it's a miracle I got a B on it without using that information at all.
After class, I asked Erin and Donica for some advice on my final paper, and boy was I glad I did. They were both very helpful, and I'm feeling a little better about this class now — ignoring, of course, the ongoing teaching methodology issues.
After class, I dropped by Helios, where I did today's USA Today Crossword Puzzle online.