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January 20th, 2006

Sick and tired, and making whoopie...

I felt just awful today. At 3:00, I logged out of work and went to bed. I slept until 8:30.



I absolutely hated having to beg out of a surprise bachelorette/shower/dinner/party for E-Ching at 42nd Street Oyster Bar at 7:00.

I knew it would be great fun, and that was confirmed by a group voice mail message I received later in the evening. Amelia started off the message: "Answer the following questions about the bachelorette and her husband-to-be:"

Number
Speaker
Question
1
Amelia
At what age did, or will, she make her first whoopie? I say 45. What do you say?
2
Courtney
Her favorite time for whoopie is: Morning? Noon? Evening? Or while she's asleep?
3
E-Ching
I guess you need to guess the nickname I've given to you-know-what.
4
Will
I would like to know what David wears underneath. Boxers? Briefs? Bikinis? Thong? Or nothing at all? (Mmmmm. Please let me know when you find out.)
5
Amy
I would like to know the name of E-Ching's first boyfriend.
6
Brook
Does she normally sleep naked? Has she ever made whoopie in the backseat of a car?
Extra Credit
Amelia
Something that I couldn't hear well, and got cut off. I'm pretty sure it had the f*** word in it, though.

I guess my question to the bachelorette would have been: When you're making whoopie, do you both ejaculate (3. verb: utter impulsively) with an exclamation point?

I was cracking up the entire time listening to this revelry. But, more than anything, it made me feel included, which warmed my heart. Thanks, guys.

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