As I usually do just about everywhere I am—on the bus, at the gym, during my walks—I eavesdropped on — Did I say eavesdropped? I meant overheard. — these comments from three coeds walking together toward one of the campus cafeterias:
Note! I know that "having" is spelled wrong in this graphic. I'm glad you noticed, too!
And yes, that last comment is a non sequitur.